Car for Sale
Santa wanted to sell his car, but couldn't find any buyers.
he called his friend for advice, and his friend asked him
how many miles he had on his car.
"235,000 miles." His friend told him that was the problem.
But his friend told him that his brother is a mechanic and
could put back the miles to whatever he wanted.
So Santa went to the mechanic and told him to put
the miles at 40,000.
Two days later his friend asked him if he sold the car
since his brother dropped the miles.
Santa told him, "Why would I sell the car?
There are only 40,000 miles on it!"